Haircuts
For Rabbits
My son is a rabbit. I always used to tell him that he should cut his hair because it was too long and had become matted and made him look dirty. He would never listen to me. Leaves and other mischievous items would get picked up by the furs and they clung desperately to him as he hopped from burrow to bushell. Other rabbits stared in disgust at him because of his unkempt appearance. The girls at school would laugh at him and tease him. Still, he would not listen to me.
I lie in a box now, and I will never again get to tell my son how his fur is too long and that he should cut it. Familiar faces gather around my body to mourn me. My son arrives and I can see that he has cut his hair just the way I've always told him he should.